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June 2013

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sharonosbourne:

*wakes up from nap that I didn’t know I was taking*

Jun 18, 201333,967 notes
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Do any of you even like my blog or am I just here entertaining myself

Jun 12, 2013210,732 notes
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thorki:

I JUST SAW A GUY AT WALMART AND HE LOOKED LIKE MORGAN FREEMAN AND HE CAUGHT ME LOOKING AT HIM AND HE POINTED AT ME AND SAID “IM NOT MORGAN FREEMAN”

Jun 12, 2013265,852 notes
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dailydoseofsamantics:

There is this guy on the bus who calls himself Jeff. Jeff narrates the entire bus ride in third person. Today was the only day I have been on the bus with Jeff where someone has told him to shut up. Jeff sighed and then said “Jeff dramatically looks out of the window while sighing. Jeff just couldn’t understand why people had to be so rude.” The person who told him to shut up now looks like he is going to cry out of frustration.

Jun 12, 2013156,930 notes
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urban-auschwitzers:

I listen to Pitbull the night before I have a Spanish test

Jun 12, 20137,645 notes
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